This Week's Sign Of The Apocalypse

Come on folks. $510 for this old shitty Swatch.? I get it, right, it signifies you being straight 'fucking' edge. Rad. But get off your damn high-horse you cargo shorts wearing paint ball playing SOB. If i see someone wearing one of these watches, I'm stealing it, and selling it on e-bay. That being said, i did consider bidding $20 on it. Close.


Dwarves - Fuck You Up & Get High

Pimm's Cup

Josh Daniels apologizes for the lack blogging recently, but it's tough to do when you're in England going to Wimbledon matches everyday. Now that i have revealed Josh Daniels current location, I will let you in on another little secret. Pimm's Cup. This shit is delicious. Many of you Cretans probably haven't tasted this delightful drink since you most likely don't frequent Southern England. I will have you know that it is delicious, refreshing, and parts the red sea (AKA women's legs). Vamos Raffa!!!!!

The Uglysticks - Drunktank

Dear Miss Sassy Pants

I miss you. Come home to me. You were stolen by someone who doesn't deserve your company. If you're somehow reading this, I just want you to remember all the good times we had (sniffle). Remember when we snuggled and watched the movie, Angus three times straight? I do. Your keeper is an immature, Chris Klein loving, INXS blasting vermin. Find your way home soon!

Crystal Castles - Good Times

Birthday Dinners

Why, as kids get older do they move away from the rager birthday bashes and morph their parties into, "more adult" dinner parties at halfway upscale chain restaurants? Josh Daniels has rejected this concept of maturing birthday celebrations. His last party was held at a Chucky Cheese. Needless to say, the parents were less than thrilled to see their precious babies in a ball pit with grown folks. Whales swimming with dolphins is all I am going to say on that. I see you Chode, yea'! This does not mean that Josh Daniels's friends aren't imune to this anti-fun trend of overpaying for microwaved spinach dip while conversing about why hollywood is scared to make an Animaniacs movie. Pretty much all of Josh Daniels's friends have fallen victim to this lameness. Josh Daniels proposes that we all just get pissed out of our tree, make out, and watch Dark Knight trailers until someone has to go to work. Pieces.

Glam Slam - Close In Da' Club

Is There A God?

Yes! There is a god! A salad dressing commercial with spank rock's music blasting in the background!?!?!?! Oh god yes! Josh Daniels can't wait to hear Spank Rock's new jam about how he fucked some hussy with a salad dressing bottle while watching a commercial playing his song. Un-believe-able. Josh Daniels have noticed this trend of companies using indie/dance/electro hipster music in their commercials lately. I.E. : Justice, Junior Boys, (does Genesis count?). But thank god for Spank Rock! You go girl!


Spank Rock - B.O.O.T.A.Y. (Ft. Benny Blanco and Bangers & Cash)

Weekly FYI

Don't you ever eat white cheddar organic cheetos unless you want a camp of lumberjacks knocking on your bathroom door anticipating their chainsaws to TIMBER a fat log. Man, worst shit of my life. I didn't just even drop the cosby kids of to school, I drove them to baseball practice and had to monitor their pottery session. God damn is my anus open for business.

TIMBER FAGGOTS!

B2C - Show Me Yo' Bootyhole

Youtube Review I & II

Beth Nelson's acting in Alberto Aguayo's directorial debut, "Church Studio" reminds Josh Daniels of his ex-girlfriend's third abortion, extemporaneous and over dramatic. Alberto most definitely delivered his signature no holds bar jump cutting technique, which was ultimately a plus for Josh Daniels. For the price of acquiring an actor of Beth Nelson's caliber, one would expect Robert Downy Jr. results. Instead we are left with Steve Guttenberg baby vomit quality acting. Aguayo's second short film starred the dapper Christopher Amoroso and was titled, "Digital Date." The comedy rendered Josh Daniels spleen-less after laughing so hard that Josh Daniels actually burst his spleen!. Hats off!

The Teenagers - Starlett Johansson

The 'Fuck It' List

Based of the wildly acclaimed pixar animation, "The Bucket List", starring the farting hunk duo Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson -I, Josh Daniels, have decided to make a " Fuck It" list basically shitting on the dying wishes of pricks and the like. First of all.

Skydiving. Ready kids..Fuck It!

Ok Brochief, so you wanna devour a bag of extreme nacho Doritos and wash it down with a spiked ZIma before you're tossed out of a stupid, gay plane called some thing stupid and gay like the " The Sky Raptor" or the " Moon Panther"? Why don'tyou just have sex with man because you'll feel just as guilty for paying 500 big ones for a thirty second shitfall with a mustached Richard strapped to your ass like lipstick on an ninja turtle. Get real guiseppe! Fuck It!

Tupac - Fucked Up (Hurricane Mix featuring Thom York)

Feed The Animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The new Girl Talk album, Feed The Animals, was finally released today. The album is available for download at the price of your own generosity. A link will be provided further down in this post. For those of you familiar or unfamiliar with Mr. Gillis's work, he is a mash-up style DJ who has truly revolutionized the genre of music into his own personal all night dance parties. The new album isn't anything ground breaking, but more of the same from an already accomplished audio engineer. Bravo!

Download the album here!

Greg!

Dude! Your trip seems pretty crazy judging by this picture you sent me. That beast mounted you harder than an Alpha Kappa fraternity dude on a Natty Light keg. Just pure carnal instincts. I heard you "walked" away, so congratulations on that. I look forward to your return so we can start band practice again. xoxo. Josh Daniels


Avenue D - 2D2F