Chivalry

Josh Daniels believes that all young men should be knowledgeable in the ways of chivalry. Chivalry originated as a code derived from the noble knights in court, and was a way for them to distinguish themselves as the cream of the crop. Isn't that how you gentlemen want to be characterized as? The ladies adore a man who is well versed in the the classical mannerisms that come along with partaking in chivalry. So get on it kids. Go out there and have mommy and daddy sign you up for Citillian classes.

Cursive - A Gentleman Caller

Weekend Hangover

It's like Josh Daniels told his good friend Steve. You haven't seen it all until you've seen a pregnant lady sing, "This Is How We Do It" at your favorite local bar during karaoke night. Josh Daniels isn't going to be presumptuous and claim the experience to life changing, but lets just say that Josh Daniels already canceled three gym memberships and a gym membership (crazy, i know). It's definitely more like an epiphany, like, "Holy shit! This fuckin' cunt bag is taking over my jam right now. Fuckin' soloing by putting the mic on her uterus and having the baby do bass kicks to the walls of her womb." And now kids, as Josh Daniels stares at the bottom of an empty pint glass, Josh Daniels will leave you. You beautiful beautiful bitches.

P.S. - Fat kids are good kissers. That is, according to a reliable source.

Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It (Ryan Justin Remix)

New Jeans

Yay! Josh Daniels just received a fresh pair of denim jeans. Josh Daniel's favorite clothing item. Not the ones pictured above mind you, but ones better suited for us everyday common folk. Oh, and has anyone heard anything about some movie about a guy who dresses like a bat coming out tomorrow? And like some dude died after filming it. I heard it;s supposed to be pretty decent. *smiley face*

The Bronx - Bats!

WTF!?!?!?!

So FACKIN cool!!!!!!!!!!


MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Max Payne

Looks tight as fuck. Big Boi Marky Mark doing his thing in this bitch. Making Josh Daniels forget about the disaster known as, The Crappening. Hip Hip... Hooray!

Inspired

That's the way Josh Daniels felt after reading Patton Oswalt's commencement speech that he gave to his high school. The speech can be found here, and is highly recommended.

MacGruber!

MacGruber is a running skit on SNL that pokes fun at the 90's series MacGyver. Hosts such as Shia Labeouf, Jonah Hill, Jeremy Piven, and Seth Rogen have participated. Absolutely hilarious.

Ice Cube - You Can Do It (Bass Kleph Bootleg)

Behind The Photo

When you first see this image you think, "Awwww, that's really cute. With the head and the sleeping. Awwww." Josh Daniels thought the same thing too, but only for a second. Then Josh Daniels found out the real story behind this postcard-esque picture. The boy was in a sex induced coma after his foster parents had made him and the hired acting dog, Raul, engage in child on dog sex. It's very popular in Siberia. These sick foster parents have been making a fortune off this stuff for years. And not once have they given the child their rightful cut. This disgusts Josh Daniels.

Junior Boys - Like A Child

The Break Up

Look. It's over. Josh Daniels is a proud man. A fair and honest man. All Josh Daniels asks is to be treated the same way in return. We've dated for quite sometime, off and on, but your behavior lately has been inexcusable. Lying, and then having little or no remorse for your actions. You say that you feel bad and you want to make things work. Why are you out partying tonight, and seeing your friends, while Josh Daniels is home feeling sorry for himself and questioning his self-worth? Because your words are empty and you don't care. So have fun going out and getting drunk in boys' cars and woofing like a dog, and making drunken accusations of kidnapping. It's a good look for you. And get your fucking braces off. It's been six years now god damn it! I love you!

Brand New - Seventy Times 7

What Happened To Gellyroll Pens?

In middle school Josh Daniels was a king amongst paupers due to his extensive Gellyroll pen collection. Nothing looked cooler in your composition notebook, or expressed to a young tot (tot = the words tight and hot combined) girl that you would show her yours if she would show you hers in a passed note with more style than a Gellyroll pen. That, and a vast pog collection would drive the ladies CrZy. You had to have every color and every shade. Josh Daniels was fortunate to have it all back then... and now.

Cool Kids - Gold & A Pager