It's like Josh Daniels told his good friend Steve. You haven't seen it all until you've seen a pregnant lady sing, "This Is How We Do It" at your favorite local bar during karaoke night. Josh Daniels isn't going to be presumptuous and claim the experience to life changing, but lets just say that Josh Daniels already canceled three gym memberships and a gym membership (crazy, i know). It's definitely more like an epiphany, like, "Holy shit! This fuckin' cunt bag is taking over my jam right now. Fuckin' soloing by putting the mic on her uterus and having the baby do bass kicks to the walls of her womb." And now kids, as Josh Daniels stares at the bottom of an empty pint glass, Josh Daniels will leave you. You beautiful beautiful bitches.
P.S. - Fat kids are good kissers. That is, according to a reliable source.
Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It (Ryan Justin Remix)
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